
Yeah, I knew there was a reason I unsubscribed to Daily Candy. I mean, really. When I was 14 I had an 80-year-old piano teacher who occasionally answered the door wearing a gold lame turban and who occasionally couldn’t remember if we’d been to our lesson or not the same day. We called those “turban days.” This is not for “bathing.” This is not for anywhere.
The people who sell this say on their site it’s not even waterproof for “heavy duty swimming”! So I assume that means, don’t get your head wet? Daily Candy’s extremely lame condom jokes don’t help either. And also: aggressive trend? Turbans were a trend? In 1945?

Kill me now.
Um. wow. I thought you meant like the Prada ones from last fall… like kinda “fashion-y”, but maybe a little lame.
These are 100% lame. Good call.
Say what you will, Mary, but these can be quite the stylish accessory when beating your children for having wire hangers in their closets.
VERY Mommy Dearest…and NOT attractive!
And look at that model’s face…it’s clear by her “smile” and her eyes that she is well aware that she just killed her career. Oh yeah, she’s wearin’ that thing like a bad hangover!